42 lines
1.4 KiB
HTML
42 lines
1.4 KiB
HTML
---
|
|
title: 404
|
|
description: What kind of idiots do you have working here?
|
|
permalink: /404/index.html
|
|
eleventyExcludeFromCollections: true
|
|
excludeFromSitemap: true
|
|
---
|
|
|
|
<div class="hero">
|
|
<img
|
|
srcset="
|
|
{{ globals.cdn_url }}/daac2a48-455f-4b7b-a727-b33868cbb2fc.jpg?class=bannersm&type=webp 256w,
|
|
{{ globals.cdn_url }}/daac2a48-455f-4b7b-a727-b33868cbb2fc.jpg?class=bannermd&type=webp 512w,
|
|
{{ globals.cdn_url }}/daac2a48-455f-4b7b-a727-b33868cbb2fc.jpg?class=bannerbase&type=webp 1024w
|
|
"
|
|
sizes="(max-width: 450px) 256px,
|
|
(max-width: 850px) 512px,
|
|
1024px"
|
|
src="{{ globals.cdn_url }}/daac2a48-455f-4b7b-a727-b33868cbb2fc.jpg?class=bannersm&type=webp"
|
|
alt="An image Kevin McCallister screaming taken from the movie Home Alone 2."
|
|
class="image-banner"
|
|
loading="lazy"
|
|
decoding="async"
|
|
width="720"
|
|
height="480"
|
|
>
|
|
</div>
|
|
<h2 style="text-align:center">404</h2>
|
|
<p style="text-align:center">What kind of idiots do you have working here?</p>
|
|
<p style="text-align:center"><a href="/">Hurry up and skip out on the room service bill!</a></p>
|
|
<script>
|
|
const track404 = () => {
|
|
const referrer = document.referrer || "Unknown referrer";
|
|
const userAgent = navigator.userAgent;
|
|
const requestedURL = window.location.pathname;
|
|
|
|
if (window.umami)
|
|
umami.track("404 Error", { referrer, user_agent: userAgent, requested_url: requestedURL });
|
|
};
|
|
|
|
document.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded", track404);
|
|
</script>
|