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src/pages/static/errors/404.html

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+---
+title: 404
+description: What kind of idiots do you have working here?
+permalink: /404/index.html
+eleventyExcludeFromCollections: true
+excludeFromSitemap: true
+---
+
+<div class="hero">
+  <img
+    srcset="
+    {{ globals.cdn_url }}/daac2a48-455f-4b7b-a727-b33868cbb2fc.jpg?class=bannersm&type=webp 256w,
+    {{ globals.cdn_url }}/daac2a48-455f-4b7b-a727-b33868cbb2fc.jpg?class=bannermd&type=webp 512w,
+    {{ globals.cdn_url }}/daac2a48-455f-4b7b-a727-b33868cbb2fc.jpg?class=bannerbase&type=webp 1024w
+    "
+    sizes="(max-width: 450px) 256px,
+      (max-width: 850px) 512px,
+      1024px"
+    src="{{ globals.cdn_url }}/daac2a48-455f-4b7b-a727-b33868cbb2fc.jpg?class=bannersm&type=webp"
+    alt="An image Kevin McCallister screaming taken from the movie Home Alone 2."
+    class="image-banner"
+    loading="lazy"
+    decoding="async"
+    width="720"
+    height="480"
+  />
+</div>
+<div style="text-align:center">
+  <h2>404</h2>
+  <p>What kind of idiots do you have working here?</p>
+  <p><a href="/">Hurry up and skip out on the room service bill!</a></p>
+</div>
+<script>
+  const track404 = () => {
+    const referrer = document.referrer || "Unknown referrer";
+    const userAgent = navigator.userAgent;
+    const requestedURL = window.location.pathname;
+
+    if (window.umami)
+      umami.track("404 Error", { referrer, user_agent: userAgent, requested_url: requestedURL });
+  };
+
+  document.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded", track404);
+</script>